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This is a completely random little Fox Verse drabble.

Title: The Scientific Theories of Alec Winchester
Author: lori_leaf
Rating: PG
Summary: Alec always had a theory about twins.


Alec was particularly fascinated with Dean's freckles. He'd sit down next to Dean on the couch, grab the older boy's arm and compare freckle patterns. Dean was usually tolerant of this despite mutters about the grooming habits of monkeys. His only real complaint came when Alec was standing in front of a mirror, pants pooled at his ankles and tighty whities yanked down enough to gleefully examine the little brown dots on his bone white ass.

"Dean, do you have butt freckles? I have butt freckles!"

Dean tried to backpedaled towards the door. "Um, no. No, I don't."

Alec momentarily stopped staring at his own ass in order to give Dean puppy eyes. "C'mon, I didn't know I had butt freckles. I wanna know if you do too! I mean it's not like I was out in the sun naked a lot. Maybe it's genetic freckles..."

Dean placed both hands protectively at the waistband of his jeans. "Alec, most brothers don't compare their asses. If I have butt freckles, and I'm not saying I do, they're mine and I don't wanna show you."

Alec looked heartbroken, "but mine are in the shape of equilateral triangle. Maybe it's a Manticore thing. I just want to know if you have a triangle too...'

The older boy sighed and pulled down his jeans low enough to expose his left butt cheek. "There ya go. I have a triangle too. You're not a freak. Now can we never EVER tell Sam about this?"

"Sure Dean!" Alec beamed as he compared matching freckles. Manticore usually kept twins separate. It was so cool to finally get to test his theories about cloning. Ass freckles, who knew?

Next story in this verse: "Alec's Name is Mud"

Comments

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littlestarling
Jan. 5th, 2009 02:20 am (UTC)
OMG! That was so awesome! "little brown dots on his bone white ass. " You certainly do have a way with words. :-D I can't stop grinning!
lori_leaf
Jan. 5th, 2009 02:29 am (UTC)
I know... I wrote a story about ass freckles. *facepalm* It just HAPPENED! I babysit too many children and you wander in on weird senarios like this all the time. "What're you doing?" "I have freckles on my BUTT!" "Oh...kay."
smokeyhorse
Jan. 5th, 2009 02:22 am (UTC)
LORI YOU POSTED FOX 'VERSE! *happy dannnnnnce*

And this was so effing adorable! Alec pulling puppy eyes on Dean to get him to do what he wants and ASS FRECKLES in the shape of equilateral triangles...I heart you. LMAO

Totally loved this in 817 different ways. *g*
lori_leaf
Jan. 5th, 2009 02:31 am (UTC)
Thanks hon. I would have felt awful if I didn't post SOMETHING before real life swallows me whole again. Apparently ass freckles is what my brain wanted to write. So weird. So random.
smokeyhorse
Jan. 5th, 2009 02:39 am (UTC)
But SO wonderful! :D
davincis_girl
Jan. 5th, 2009 02:24 am (UTC)
This is hilarious. I hope you keep writing in this universe.
lori_leaf
Jan. 5th, 2009 02:32 am (UTC)
*g* Thanks! The plan is definitely to keep writing in this verse. I love this verse. My real life tends to be INSANELY busy though which kills my free time. There will definitely be more stories... there just tend to be sad gaps of time between them.
kara_winchester
Jan. 5th, 2009 04:24 am (UTC)
Yay for Fox Verse! This was adorable, sweetie! Great job!
lori_leaf
Jan. 5th, 2009 04:35 am (UTC)
*g* Thanks hon!
read_2_much
Jan. 5th, 2009 04:45 am (UTC)
I'm so happy you posted this! I can't stop grinning. Poor Dean, but he's a good big brother! I can't wait for the next installment, hopefully a little longer?

Thank you so much!
lori_leaf
Jan. 5th, 2009 04:55 am (UTC)
I know, I know, I don't post anything for months and then when I do it's a teeny tiny drabble. I promise I'll write more fic and I'll make valiant efforts to smush more words together, lots of words! Fic length words... Someday my life will be less busy and on that day I'll actually get some real writing done. *g*

*g* And Dean's a very good big brother. He's very tolerant of Alec's quirks.
rei17
Jan. 5th, 2009 06:23 am (UTC)
OMMG - how adorable was that?! *__*
Absolutely loveable! Thank you so much!
lori_leaf
Jan. 5th, 2009 05:24 pm (UTC)
*g* Thank you!
liselisa
Jan. 6th, 2009 01:08 am (UTC)
Aw, this is sweet. I love this verse. Thanks for posting again!
lori_leaf
Jan. 6th, 2009 04:19 am (UTC)
Thank you for commenting! I'm glad you enjoyed it. The goal is to post as frequently as my insane schedule allows. *g*
luvspnl
Jan. 6th, 2009 08:27 pm (UTC)
Fox Verse! YAH!

Hehe, butt freckles. This was awesome. I can totally imagine Alec being so curious about such things. I'm around little kids a lot, so I completely know what you said to shea. They really do say the...oddest things :) Oh the stories we could trade! lol :)
lori_leaf
Jan. 7th, 2009 07:13 pm (UTC)
I love little kids. I was watching a friend's son and he held up a lunch box sized box and asked what it was.

"It's a bug cage. You can catch bugs or earth worms and put it in there."

He promptly shoves his little hand in, "I caught a hand bug!"

So cute.
serena64
Jan. 6th, 2009 10:56 pm (UTC)
You posted Fox 'verse. YAY. Happy New Year!
lori_leaf
Jan. 7th, 2009 07:11 pm (UTC)
Yay! *g* Happy New Year to you too!
malamysza
Jan. 7th, 2009 08:43 pm (UTC)
Butt freckles, oh my god, only you could have come up with this idea and this is why I just adore you! Your Alec is so blissfully ignorant of such ideas as shame, tact and political correctness and it's so much fun to read about the new experiences in his life, hee :)
lori_leaf
Jan. 7th, 2009 08:49 pm (UTC)
Lots of people who have freckles end up having freckles in weird places. I have one on my palm! And yeah, Alec doesn't really have any social boundries. *g* I'm glad you enjoyed this hon!
malamysza
Jan. 8th, 2009 10:22 pm (UTC)
Lots of people who have freckles end up having freckles in weird places
Yes, but you are the only person I know that concentrated a story on a butt freckle! And it was a hilarious idea, I've seen a cut to this fic when I was at work and had a really hard time trying not to giggle 'cause it would draw my colleagues' attention :)
lori_leaf
Jan. 9th, 2009 03:14 am (UTC)
Technically it's THREE butt freckles in roughly the shape of an equalaterial triangle. *g* I have a birth mark that looks like a bunny rabbit!

By the way, I may or may not have had two huge glasses of alcohol disguised as a frosty like drink. Mmm, so good. Mmm, so tipsy. Yay butt freckles!
deanangst
Feb. 4th, 2009 02:46 am (UTC)
Hey, just wanted to pop in and say again how much I love the Fox verse. I reread all the stories this weekend, I just want to give Alec a hug. Oh and the new Weee fox icon is sooooo sweet.When I see it I think of a little Alec peeping around the corner to either a)be sure John, Dean, and Sam are where he left them (because you know he is afraid of being left) or b) make sure the coast is clear when his up to somehting.
Hope real life is treating you well and that you get a chance to relax soon.

Keep up the good work.

PS... I Love Leverage too....Eliot is HOT! ...Oh only 20
minutes till the next Ep (grin).
lori_leaf
Feb. 4th, 2009 04:28 am (UTC)
Aw, thank you so much for the awesome feedback! Real life will continue to be intensely busy for about another week and then hopefully things will calm down a little bit and I'll be able to write again. I really appreciate you taking the time to let me know you enjoy the series though. *g*

And yay Leverage! I'm about to do an episode post right now. Leverage is my new happy show. *g*
shadow_of_doubt
Feb. 23rd, 2009 03:03 am (UTC)
I read every story in this verse today. I absolutely love them and I hope you write more!
lori_leaf
Feb. 23rd, 2009 01:06 pm (UTC)
You read them all at once? Wow, thanks! I definitely intend on writing more. Real life needs to calm down a little, but I promise you there will be more stories in this 'verse. *g* Thanks again for the feedback!
sweetlittlefire
Apr. 5th, 2009 08:13 am (UTC)
ass freckles??
LOL

i never knew those existed...

cool. learn something new everyday.

hilarious
lori_leaf
Apr. 5th, 2009 03:58 pm (UTC)
Re: ass freckles??
*lol* Butt freckles definitely exist. You get freckles in the oddest places. My sister and I both have one single freckle on our palms. She also has one on the bottom of her foot. Freckles are quirky. *g*
twasadark
May. 17th, 2009 03:02 am (UTC)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Very funny! I love your Alec. So enthusiastic about everything. Even his butt cheeks. :-)
lori_leaf
May. 17th, 2009 03:03 pm (UTC)
Freckles are a facinating quirk. Who can resist comparing freckles? *g*
longbca
Aug. 15th, 2009 04:21 pm (UTC)
LMAO! Butt-freckles!
lori_leaf
Aug. 16th, 2009 06:12 pm (UTC)
Coming from a freckly family, I know all about butt-freckles, and toe-freckles, and palm-freckles... basically I know freckles. *g*
asiajournal
Dec. 19th, 2009 03:20 pm (UTC)
(The older boy sighed and pulled down his jeans low enough to expose his left butt cheek. "There ya go. I have a triangle too. You're not a freak. Now can we never EVER tell Sam about this?"
"Sure Dean!" Alec beamed as he compared matching freckles. Manticore usually kept twins separate. It was so cool to finally get to test his theories about cloning. Ass freckles, who knew?)


Hahahaha! The way Dean just caved? That was priceless!
lelaro
Jan. 24th, 2010 09:07 am (UTC)
aww, wonder what sammy would have said if he heard this, also equilateral triangles are now officially awesome
dark_spn_angel
Feb. 16th, 2011 02:22 am (UTC)
LMAO!!!!
That was hilarious!!
I'm still laughing that Alec's curiosity would go THAT far. LOL
wise_old_crone
Aug. 20th, 2013 02:09 pm (UTC)
Awww....no fair! I wanna see Dean's butt freckles, too.

You just made my day!
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